that's it, the Big Lebowski is THE cult hit of the 1990s

i never seen the queen in her damn undies, as they say

Morgan Freeman is calling bullshit on that Tostada

achewood, via the always wonderful growabrain

ths is on my office door

gotta love the pearls before swine...

shopping with roommates

Dude #1: Eh, those two cans should be okay.
Dude #2: No. That's fucking not enough.
Dude #3: Dude, you're not fucking listening to me -- we're only doubling the recipe, not quadrupling it. Stop just fucking thinking of yourself!
Dude #4: You're not listening to me! Look at the fucking recipe -- if we've got one pound of rigatoni...
Angry woman: Excuse me, there are children here. You need to watch your language.
Dude #1 to Dude #2: I will fucking slap you so hard...
Dude #3 to angry woman: My roommates actually aren't gay...

--Whole Foods, Union Square



we've all been there...

Proof of Killer Tomatoes

Ok, so my roommate vacillates between eating nothing but salad and nothing but junk. Below is photographic evidence of both:



The Taco Bell bag is recent, but those tomatoes are old. PURCHASED BEFORE THANKSGIVING 2006 OLD

the smaller one looks a bit shriveled and old, but the tomato in the foreground is unnatural. Let me repeat. this photo was taken on February 12th, 2007. Roomie bought these before leaving town for THANKSGIVING.

See the betting pool sketched out on the napkin? My guess is next novemeber. Killer Tomatoes must be engineered for a 1 year shelf life.

bourdain on the Food Network

I'd like to see Bourdain vs. himself. He'd talk a alot of trash for 40 minutes and make some french fries